Aren't you bored, of pointless conversation, that only, extend to your name, favorite color, and when will they have sex with you? (sooo... what is your favorite color? mine is red :P)

Did you had another, pointless night out, where all the lowlife of derby, approached you, and told you for the 20th time that night, that you have beautiful eyes, and they wanna have sex with you? (now what the heck, has sex to do, with the color of your eyes? yea, yea. you wanna look at someone that's beautiful, but i don't think that the color of you hair, says much about you character.... Unless they are dyed pink, or blue...)

And how about liars?... Promising adventures, that only include a burger's in Mc Donald's... (I don't promise nothing. I just do things. Like going for a walk by the beach... Wha? it's next door.. and I'll do the driving... you play with the music.)

Is your social circle, include only Football, and Big Brother Fans? (Nope. none! i don't have anyone in my social life, that watches big brother. I am very picky...)

Now is your chance to change your life! (and mine:p)
By applying to this add, you get your own, personal Greek (spartan) guy, With a great sense of adventure. (i dress with the lights out, and always get the wine i don't know...)
A charming guy, with a really good sense of humour, and an endless pool of conversation topics. (I know everything about fishing!) (not really...)
Also, you will get your own personal cook, with recipes, that range, from simple Italian plates, to the more delicate and intriguing, courses. (You don't enter my kitchen. Unless...)
Your own, personal artist, that will drag you, from one place to another. (Don't do drawings... I sculpture, and play music. Sorry. No quick portraits at the town center.)
A passionate person, with love for life, and an unmatched optimism. (wanna watch big brother? and cry with me?)
Someone that will make you smile. (and i bet you are already do :))

All you have to be, is more than just, another pretty face.
You think you can qualify? then send a quick reply.

Worst case... You get a new friend.

K.

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