Well.. My last ad was a bit of an essay and it got deleted which was rather amusing. So anyway, gonna make this one a bit more short and sweet (and perhaps less controversial) to avoid more deletings!
I guess the best way to describe my personality traits is to say that I'm half Scottish (sarcastic, short-tempered and proud) and half English (generous, affectionate and proud) c: I'm pretty proud.. I'm very British and quite sceptical about anything that isn't British.
I'm currently working full time in two jobs and clearly love one of them and occassionally secretly love the other ;P The one I love is at a Cat Hotel, the other is at a Bakery. I studied Animal Management at college which was fun but I'm very glad to be out of education!
Being an animal lover, I have a little menagerie of my own: 7 snakes, 1 gecko, 2 rabbits, 1 dog, and of course, 2 cats and sort of 2 other cats (they're the landladys ;P).
I'm house sharing at the minute just outside Coalville but I recently moved from Ibstock, which I'll always call my home n____n
I don't drink. I don't smoke. And I don't go out clubbing. I prefer to sit in, watching TV or a film at the cinema, have an early night, get up early in the morning and go swanning of on a road trip in my perfect little car with a box of sandwiches and packet of biscuits x3 Oh and cake. Of course.
I've added a picture of myself though it's quite old. I don't really have any recent pictures of me. I look pretty much the same. But my hair's darker at the minute and since I'm working overtime, the bags under my eyes are considerably more noticable xD I'm 5'5". Since you can't tell that in the picture. I'm also a bit overweight but y'know. Ain't a whale or owt. And anyway, I'm perfectly happy with myself c:
Uhm.. There was something else I was going to say but I got distracted by Top Gear on Dave.. Oh, that's a point. I love Top Gear. Best show ever. Jeremy Clarkson is a god in my eyes ;P
What am I looking for? I'm looking for a funny guy who will get my sarcastic sense of humour and who can make me laugh in return. If you're gonna take offence when I call you a retarded gay lord, just don't bother c: And basically, someone who shares similar morals, I'm very patriotic, I'm an atheist, I hate children and laugh at everything (especially things that really shouldn't be laughed at.)

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